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On our way to the beach! (Taken with instagram)
After a long talk on the way to biloxi, we’re on the same page. And we’re going for it. Home education here we come! (Taken with instagram)
PERFECT
I know less than fuck all about rihanna - but seriously. she gets plus five cool points for this.
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this is her “well, probably,” face.
the likely conversation:
“M, you cannot take all of these shells home.”
“Well, probably I can just take three.”
It’s how she makes deals.
What You See Is What You Get: You Want A Physicist To Speak At Your Funeral
“You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to your grieving family about the conservation of energy, so they will understand that your energy has not died. You want the physicist to remind your sobbing mother about the first law of thermodynamics; that no energy…
(Source: televisionismypatronus, via mynameisabi)
you know. i love this kid. and her insistence that everyday is the perfect day for a princess dress.
CHRIS BROWN IS A VIOLENT MISOGYNIST? OH MY GOD, YOU’D BETTER REPORT THAT TO THE RIAA IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE THEY WOULD NEVER SUPPORT THAT KIND OF THING.
IT BREAKS THE DECADE LONG STREAK OF FEMALE-FRIENDLY, CUDDLY RAP AND R&B WE’VE COME TO EXPECT ON AMERICAN RADIO.
YOU SHOULD TELL JAY-Z, TOO. I BET HE COULD HELP. AS LONG AS NONE OF THEM ARE BITCHES, HE’S WILLING TO JUGGLE LIKE … 99 PROBLEMS AT A TIME.
It’s Darwin Day! Bake a cake and be grateful for science and reason. Any excuse to make a cake really… (Taken with instagram)
