Latest Tweets:

virginsacrifices:

aptere:

mister-sauce:

mouseflower:

d4ndre784:

sexy-fail:

parahnoid:

svetawantsacracker:

uhgly:

OH MY GOD JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL I AM SCREAMING

TUMBLR WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Listen to this. lmao

I AM SO DONE WITH ALL OF YOU TODAY DAMNIT

Thank You, Tumblr. Goodnight. 

Normally I would delete the comments but JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

NO FUCKING WAY

omg dying

i m d o n e w i t h t h i s w e b s i t e

(Source: the-good-is-the-beautiful, via phoenix-felicis)

gothiccharmschool:

Very, very true. 

gothiccharmschool:

Very, very true. 

(Source: withallmylove-beth)

On our way to the beach! (Taken with instagram)

On our way to the beach! (Taken with instagram)

After a long talk on the way to biloxi, we’re on the same page. And we’re going for it. Home education here we come! (Taken with instagram)

After a long talk on the way to biloxi, we’re on the same page. And we’re going for it. Home education here we come! (Taken with instagram)

joshishollywood:

marxisforbros:

PERFECT

I know less than fuck all about rihanna - but seriously. she gets plus five cool points for this.

(Source: dontevenknowwhatpageyoureon, via phoenix-felicis)

this is her “well, probably,” face.
the likely conversation:
“M, you cannot take all of these shells home.”
“Well, probably I can just take three.”
It’s how she makes deals.

this is her “well, probably,” face.

the likely conversation:

“M, you cannot take all of these shells home.”

“Well, probably I can just take three.”

It’s how she makes deals.

What You See Is What You Get: You Want A Physicist To Speak At Your Funeral

anotherprettymess:

“You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to your grieving family about the conservation of energy, so they will understand that your energy has not died. You want the physicist to remind your sobbing mother about the first law of thermodynamics; that no energy…

(Source: briennneoftarth, via mynameisabi)

you know. i love this kid. and her insistence that everyday is the perfect day for a princess dress.

you know. i love this kid. and her insistence that everyday is the perfect day for a princess dress.

It really shouldn’t, but this song ALWAYS makes me smile.

It’s so deliciously redneck. And violent.